If you're feeling down depressed and lonely,
I know a place where we can go,
22 Acacia Avenue,
Meet a lady that I know...

Man, working as a massage therapist can be really fun, but some clients are wicked stupid. 'Are you the type who gives a happy ending?' this one guy asked. I explained for a little extra, sure. So we get down to business and he keeps saying his wife would kill him if she knew, which always sets off fun little warning bells.

When the bitch bust through the door and grabbed the butchers knife I thought it was a good time to take my leave. Forgot to grab my clothes, but their teenage son and his friends didn't mind letting me borrow some of theirs. Nice kids, it's a shame they have such a rampaging psycho for a mom.

Oh Master... I'm having a little trouble getting the blood for that costume idea. I keep feeling bad when those cute guys say they're inexperienced... oopsie!

mood: horny music: Iron Maiden - 22 Acacia Avenue tags: 22 acacia avenue, happy ending my ass, innocence lost, massage, very giving like that, virgin's blood

Blame it on the goose,
Gotcha feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Catch me in a zone.
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol,
Blame it on the a-a-alcohol...

Ooh, I love this time of year! So many parties going on, happy drunk college boys everywhere I look! It's kinda funny how many of them can easily be spurred on to all manner of destructive or amusing acts just to impress a girl, and totally incredible how they just keep going and going even when they can barely stand up on their own.

I do feel just a little bad for the person who owns that car that got flipped, but shit happens! At least nobody died, this time....

mood: cheerful music: Jamie Foxx - Blame It tags: blame it, contributing to deliquency, easily amused, i love halloween

Give me the sense to wonder
To wonder if I'm free.
Give me a sense of wonder,
To know I can be me.
Give me the strength to hold my head up,
Spit back in their face.
Don't need no key to unlock this door,
Gonna break down the walls,
Break out of this bad place...

Gotta love the way things shape up, I've been doing so much lately that I really feel like it's all starting to fall into place. I've been looking into jobs, Charybdis got me an appointment with some big shot producer so I'm going to audition for his movie. Wish me luck!

I've got my costume all picked out for Halloween - Snow White! It's going to be so boss, I just know it. I'm hoping it goes over well.

Otherwise, looking forward to just dancing and really letting my hair down.

( [Satan] )

mood: bouncy music: Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness? tags: halloween, satan, sex on a stick, snow white

You must be my Lucky Star,
'Cause you shine on me wherever you are,
I just think of you and I start to glow,
And I need your light,
And baby you know...

He's back! Master has returned! I haven't felt this elated in so long, it's as though everything seems clearer now! ...I need to make sure I'm at my best for when He summons me, this means new clothes and a full-on beauty treatment.

This changes everything... I just know it will all get better now.

[Private to the Brides of Satan]
Sisters, our Master Satan desires our presence. When are you all free for us to attend to Him?

mood: determined music: Madonna - Lucky Star tags: daddy's home, excited bride, like a blushing virgin, satan has returned

"How you gonna top yourself,
When there is nobody else?
How you gonna do by yourself,
'Cause I'm not gonna be here to help you."

It's kinda funny, the way things go. I've done more traveling since coming 'home' than ever before, and I don't see that stopping anytime soon. Where to next, who knows?

Massage therapy classes are going well, only a little longer until I get all certified. Once that happens it should help me get a job at a hotel so I can find a higher class of victimpatron. Won't that be nice?

Bored now, gonna go find someone to play with. The kitties are hungry and need some new toys...

Oh, and I can check out Halloween ideas! Yay, I love getting dressed up and trick-or-treating!

mood: bouncy music: The Raconteurs - Top Yourself tags: getting the eff outta here, halloween, kitties, massage therapy, playtime, toys, traveling

I know that you've been waiting for it,
I'm waiting too,
In my imagination I'd be all up on you.
I know you got the fever for me,
Hundred and two,
And boy I know I feel the same.
My temperature's through the roof...

Ugh, feeling restless, got sex on the brain. It's like no matter how I try to distract myself my mind keeps finding ways to flash back to it. Doesn't help that everyone seems busy lately...

I was on the way home from my masseuse classes I stopped off in a Starbucks for a latte and saw an article all about why it's so hard to put sex in the dictionary. Then there's all the stupid jokes people crack when they learn you're studying to be a massage therapist.

I just don't know anymore, I'm starting to feel like I'm in a rut. I need some excitement, some magic, some wow... you know? Anyone wanna help with that?

mood: frustrated music: Mariah Carey - Touch My Body tags: article, horny succubus, massage therapist, need some wow, sex sex sex, touch my body

The quest to find a new job is taking a little longer than I'd like, though I somehow ended up with a pretty stocked bank account that I didn't think to check until my debit card arrived today. I think I might actually care about what type of wine goes best with my cheesecake now, for some reason. And I'm considering purchasing a top hat and monocle just because.

Massage classes are going well, I need people to test my skills on if anyone is interested in a free rubdown. I promise there could be a happy ending in it for you if you're good.

Picked up that rosetta stone program for Japanese, since I keep getting propositioned by businessmen. I also would like to visit Tokyo one day, and it would help to know the language.

Otherwise, I'm pretty bored and my plan of showing up at someone's place covered in chocolate frosting seems to have been waylaid by business which kind of sucks since frosting gets sticky fast. Anyone want a cavity-inducing treat?

Hey, does anyone know how to get in touch with the NYU Art department? I figure I could volunteer as a live model if they need any.

mood: flirty music: Sunset Swish - My Pace tags: bad boyfriend no cupcakes, covered in chocolate, happy ending, i'm rich bitch, japanese lessons, live nudes, massage classes, my pace

Like we always do at this time,
I go for mine, I gots to shine,
Now throw your hands up in the sky...

Who wants to come to a little shindig I'm throwing to celebrate my new place? I'm thinking champagne, chocolate fondue, tapas, maybe even some dancing. We could go wild, it'll be awesome! Gotta celebrate in style, of course, throw a nice sexy party!

Mind you, I still need a job, but massage classes are going well and I might still take bar-tending classes too. I've been making good money just doing my own thing, but I'd love something steady too. Still debating opening my own business, but all I really know is cooking, dancing, and getting naked - not exactly good job traits.

Alright, gotta finish decorating and getting Bartholomew and Nika settled in, if anyone wants to hang out let me know!

mood: hyper music: Kanye West - Good Life tags: bartholomew, champagne, chocolate fondue, erotic bakery?, good life, money is no object, new place, nika, party time, sexy parties

5 Washington-area bikini baristas arrested for prostitution.

I think the real question here, that this article fails to address, is how was the coffee? I mean, T&A are definitely good stuff, but was the coffee worth the extra green getting spent? Honestly...

Though, it's a good idea. Maybe if I lived someplace warmer I'd consider something like this. Selling cupcakes while showing off my cupcakes, and all that... Might be worth considering.

mood: amused music: Augustana - Coffee and Cigarettes tags: article, coffee and cigarettes, hot steamy coffee, wanna taste my cupcakes?, was it worth it?

Something feels different... like something is missing.

...oh fudgicles, does this mean I have to find a new job and a new place to live?

Crap. Well, there has to be something I'm qualified to do.

Hopefully.

mood: melancholy music: No Doubt - Just a Girl tags: crap, have you seen my master, just a girl, needing a real job, totally unqualified

I came to have a party,
Open off the Bacardi,
Feeling so hot tamale,
Boy, I know you watchin' me,
So what's it gonna be?

Back to work for me tonight, I'm hoping that my return to Zion doesn't suck hardcore. I'd love it if someone came and gave me a real challenge so I'll just put this out there - if you come in and request a private show from me, I'll dance to whatever song you like. I will make up a routine on the spot just for you.

Who wants to try me?

So, apparently, after Zion closes tonight there's going to be a cookie-making party going on at my place. If anyone wants an invite let me know, just promise not to mess with my kitties because then I might have to shank you.

mood: hyper music: Mariah Carey - It's LikeThat tags: bartholomew and nika, cookie party, dance challenge, don't mess with my kitties, feeling so hot tamale, it's like that, this shit is bananas

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.

Gotta love those weekend days where you get to sleep in, then just bum around all day. House is clean, kitties are fed, and there's nothing else to do today.

I'm totally going to take a bubble bath and then watch the Chronicles of Narnia, anyone wanna come join me? It's not the same, debating if Prince Caspian is hotter than King Peter with my kitties. Bartholomew and Nika just don't seem to care...I'll even make dinner and popcorn to sweeten the deal...

( Lazy Sunday video )

mood: amused music: The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday tags: bartholomew, chroni - what? - cles of narnia, king peter is hotter, nika, prince caspian sucks, trolling for friends, watching movies

I don't care if Monday's blue,
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too,
Thursday I don't care about you,
It's Friday, I'm in love.

Monday you can fall apart,
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart,
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start,
It's Friday I'm in love.

Saturday, wait,
And Sunday always comes too late,
But Friday, never hesitate...

I hate packing, it's seriously like my stuff multiplied over the course of the trip. Still, I'll be home by this evening, and that's what matters. I feel like I've been away for too long, I've missed so much... can't wait to see my babies, and my Masters.

Wonder when I should head back to work, and if I should make plans for the weekend. Hrm... what to do, what to do?

mood: bouncy music: The Cure - Friday I'm in Love tags: beelzebub, friday i'm in love, leaving new orleans, lucifer, matt, missed my babies, sexy times, what to do...

I'm lost without you,
Can't help myself,
How does it feel?
To know that I love you baby...

Oh man, ever just hear a song and your hips start moving and next thing you know you're showing off your moves to a bunch of random strangers? That totally happened when I heard that song, when I get home I just want to find a spectator, a mirror, black lingerie, a white men's button-down shirt, and a bowler hat so I can rip it up Lena Olin in The Unbearable Lightness of Being-style. Any volunteers...?

Anyway, still on vacation, and reading all the latest it seems to be a damn good time to be out of the city. I know I have to come home soon, but it's nice being away when drama seems to be brewing so I can very happily say for once it's got nothing to do with me.

Now to see if I can't find some local cutey to teach me some cooking tricks! Matt, give Barthy and Nika kisses for me!

mood: giddy music: Robin Thicke - Lost Without You tags: bartholomew, cooking tricks, free show, it wasn't me, kiss the kittes, lena olin, lost without you, matt, nika, robin thicke has a hot voice, sexy dancing, unbearable lightness of being

On vacation with Lilith, it's as awesome as I thought it would be. I certainly hope Barthlomew and Nika are behaving, they'll be getting so pampered when I get back. It's really something else here, both the people and the culture are just incredible. Still, I feel like something is missing... hmm.

Been doing a lot of positive things and concentrating, trying out something a little new for me. I know it's worth it, so I'll keep at it no matter how bad the urges get. Monogamy is hard fucking work, but someone is getting totally pounced when I get home.

Sucks about Patrick Swayze, I used to watch Dirty Dancing all the time and I had the biggest crush on him. At least he's at peace now.

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relives a failure every day.

(ooc: strikes semi-legible if you really wanna read it.)

mood: hyper music: Fall Out Boy - Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner tags: bartholomew, dirty dancing, lilith, missing you something fierce, monogamy, new orleans, nika, nobody puts baby in the corner, patrick swayze, sexy times

I got troubled thoughts,
And the self-esteem to match,
What a catch, what a catch...

You know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder if my neck will always bear the signs of the collar and leash I had grown so used to wearing. There's a sense of confusion, a deep desire to not want to let it all go to my head and lose control, and yet I'm getting the sense that the invisible weight will always be there.

Ah well, I could really go for some pizza and a good fuck. I wonder where there's an awesome pizza place around here, since I know I'm not getting the other one anytime soon.

mood: discontent music: Fall Out Boy - What a Catch, Donnie tags: always there, freedom is a bitch, invisible weights, no sex in the chanpagne room, philosophical collar and leash, pizza is awesome, troubled thoughts, what a catch donnie

Ugh, I hate all this confusion I'm feeling currently. All sorts of changes going on, things to think about and get used to, and all I want is to stop feeling like the other shoe is going to drop and everything will blow up in my face. Guess I just have to hope I'm someplace safe when and if it all does.

At least I signed up for those classes, which can only be a good thing. Improving myself, and learning new skills - what can really be bad about that?

I think this trip with Lilith is going to be exactly what I need. I've never been to New Orleans, so I'm really looking forward to seeing if it lives up to the hype... I hope Bartholomew and Nika won't miss me too much. If anyone wants any souvenirs from this trip I'll see what I can do!

I don’t love you I'm just passing the time,
You could love me if I knew how to lie,
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind,
Throwing a line out to sea,
To see if I can catch a dream...

mood: discontent music: Panic! At the Disco - She Had the World tags: ares, bar-tending, bartholomew, beelzebub, classes, lilith, lucifer, massage, matt, new orleans, nika, she had the world, souvenirs, stretching my wings, trip

I never thought I'd be in love like this,
When I look at you my mind goes on a trip,
Then you came in, and knocked me on my face.
Feels like in I'm a race,
But I already won first place...

I'm back in NYC from Miami, and while I had an awesome time it really is good to be home. I missed my sisters, my friends, and work - oddly enough. I had a lot of time to think while I happened to be out of the city, and it's obvious some changes need to be made. I totally need to improve myself, seriously.

Anyone know of a good bar-tending school around here? I registered for classes at a massage school, once I get started I'll need victims volunteers to practice on. I feel like once I learn those skills I'll be more useful and able to do more at Zion. I was debating checking out a cooking school, but they all seem so fancy and stuffy.

So many people to catch up with... and Bartholomew and Nika don't seem happy that there's no little creatures to chase around here. I think we're all feeling pretty restless, I know for a fact my sisters are as well. Hopefully we'll all be able to get back on track.

But yeah... changes. Good changes. I really can't believe I didn't realize this before, I just hope I can fix things...

mood: hopeful music: Keri Hilson - Knock You Down tags: ares, back from miami, bartholomew, beelzebub, changes, improvement, knock you down, lilith, lucifer, matt, needing fun, nika, nils, trip, zion

In the light of the sun, is there anyone?
Oh it has begun...
Oh dear you look so lost,
Eyes are red and tears are shed,
This world you must have crossed, you said...

You don't know me,
you don't even care...
Oh yeah, she said,
You don't know me,
and you don't wear my chains, oh yeah...

I really like that song, the sentiment and all...

I think I get it now.

Added later... Oh wow, there's a Hello Kitty amusement park in Oita, Japan and I totally want to go! Badtz Maru for the win!

mood: contemplative music: Augustana - Boston (acoustic) tags: ares, boston, charybdis, hello kitty theme park, lucifer, matt, think i'll start a new life, think i'll start it over, thinking of disappearing, where no one knows my name

This trip away has kind of messed with my head a little bit, I think it has to do with being someplace where my kind of people are more on the down low. I've been having an awesome time, though, don't get me wrong. I just think it might be time to head home soon. What do you think, Charby?

It's weird, like I don't do much with my days here except cook, read, be lazy, and run around naked, but I'm starting to feel.. different. I dunno, like a housewife or something. Everyone knows you can't make a hoe a housewife...

Ah well, maybe I can go stir up some trouble! That sounds fun...

mood: bored music: Truth Hurts ft. Rakim - Addictive tags: bored nao, can't make a hoe a housewife, charybdis, matt, miami, naked times, truth hurts, whole lotta nothing